Buddy Wunkus

What's with these Goobers, dissing my Wunk?

Why do they gotta front?
What did we ever do to these Goobs
That made them so violent?

Woo-hoo
But you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo
And I know you're mine
Woo-hoo
(And that's for all time)

Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Wunkus
Oh-oh, and you're Goober Tyler Goob
I don't care what they say about Wunk anyway
I don't care about that

Don't you ever fear, I'm always near
I know that you need Wunk
You're from the Goobertown, in Arkansas
You need a Wunkus man

Woo-hoo
And you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo
And I know you're mine
Woo-hoo
(And that's for all time)

Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Wunkus
Oh-oh, and you're Goober Tyler Goob
I don't care what they say about Wunk anyway
I don't care about that
I don't care about that

Bang, bang, a knock on the door
Another big bang and you're down on the floor
Oh no! What do we do?
You'll speak now, 'cuz I lost my joke
I can't move, Dr. Cola
What's the matter Wunk, are you feeling sick?
What's the matter, what's the matter, what's the matter you?
What's the matter Wunk, are you feeling Goobed?

Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Wunkus
Oh-oh, and you're Goober Tyler Goob
I don't care what they say about Wunk anyway
I don't care about that

I don't care about that
I don't care about that
I don't care about that